‘Inspired? Get Writing!’ competition 2012

Tom Banwell's fantastic plague doctor mask

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Absolutely delighted to have won first place in ‘Inspired? Get Writing!’ – jointly organised by the very lovely folks at the National Galleries of Scotland, the Scottish Poetry Library and the English-Speaking Union.

You can read my dark (im?)morality tale; published in The Scotsman on Wednesday. Those of a nervous disposition, don’t click here!

Are you tired of wasting time online? (II)

Last week, I wrote about the importance of unblending online activities… I must admit, this is challenging stuff!

After (miraculously!) taking my own advice and becoming more aware of my clicking habits, I’ve realised that the time of day matters a lot.

Basically, the later it gets, the more danger I am in of wasting time:

If I’ve got up at 5.30am to write, I write. But at 8.30pm at night, once all the little enemies are in bed, the household chores are done (well, done-ish), suddenly I’m indecisive.

Should I do the grocery order or finalise that blog post? Reply to that email or tweet that cool link?

Night-time is even worse – I go to check my email one last time (terrible habit) and end up having a sudden surfing burst and getting to bed too late and with that sore screen-burnt-eyes feeling.

So, how do you unblend your online activities?

Sadly this is all about focusing on the task at hand and not getting distracted. I hate that. This is what works for me best:

  1. Use a timer – a favourite strategy of mine
    Either on your computer or kitchen timer; that ticking in the background really does help you stay focused.
  2. Use a to-do list
    Is it just me who gets bizarrely overwhelmed from time-to-time with what should be a super-easy task? I live by my to-do list and recently I’ve realised that it works a lot better if I put down all the little babysteps instead of things which are actually whole projects.
  3. Check for indecision
    If I’m not sure what I should be working on, and flitting between tasks, it’s super-easy to do some random surfing.
  4. Have a new media plan
    I know, it sounds very serious but it needn’t be. Think about what it is you are trying to accomplish and what activities you need to do weekly or daily to do that. Mine is: post weekly, to respond to comments, to tweet every few days and to forget about Facebook for now. I’ll probably revise it soon but it keeps me vaguely on track, especially if I get sucked into surfing random strangers on Facebook (Or is it just me who is so nosey curious?!)

What do you do if you realise you getting sucked into time-wasting?

  1. Make a new habit – to pause after 3 clicks
    Then look at the clock. Keep clicking if you want to but just let yourself see the time.
  2. Switch it off the wifi or go somewhere you have no connection
    Get offline and work there for an hour or two and notice when you feel the urge to surf.
  3. Give it a name
    Now that I’ve named the behaviour, I find it easily to recognise: ‘Oh, I’m doing Random Clicking at the moment, maybe I should be doing [insert Task At Hand]‘
  4. Be aware of the Task At Hand
    I’m much more likely to indulge in some ‘research’ when I’m actually struggling with a task. If you are having some difficulties, try to pinpoint what it is you need to get on with it – it might be more information, you might not be quite clear on something, you might be revising what you thought you should do.

Now for the fun bit…

  1. Reward yourself
    This sounds counter-intuitive but at the end of a task, allow yourself to check something. I love looking at knitting patterns – daft at the moment as I don’t have time to knit – so 5 or 10 minutes browsing Pattern Fish or Ravelry or catching up on Guardian books is always pleasant.
  2. Build-in some random surf time
    Accept it – allow yourself a daily fix. Want half an hour to just browse around?  Do it, just do your other tasks first.

Quite hilariously, given the subject matter of the post, when I was working on this post last night, I got terribly distracted by some interesting articles. Here are a few of them – to save for an appropriate time, of course!

Annie Murphy Paul at New York Times on Why reading Fiction is good for you
Jon Ronson at Guardian Books on Introverts

 

 

Are you tired of wasting time online? (I)

I am. I recently undertook a truly unpleasant exercise – keeping a note of what I actually did when writing the first draft of a post.

What started with a relevant question (is Evernote available for pc AND mac or just mac?) ended up as a hunt for a cool anniversary present for Mr. Enemy, taking in a couple of extra stops on household organisation and ipads on the way.

This took around 10 clicks and about 5 minutes, which isn’t a huge amount of time in itself. But just say – just for argument’s sake – I spend an hour doing this sort of thing (purely hypothetical, you understand folks) – what’s the result?

A feeling that I have worked but really have nothing to show for it.

I didn’t find a suitable present • I still can’t afford an ipad • I can’t  remember the household tips in enough detail to actually implement them.

In fact, worse than that, I often feel worse than I did before – sore eyes from staring at the screen and that horrible sick feeling you have just squandered a chunk of precious free time.

In short, this sort of unmanaged surfing gives the illusion of usefulness but actually, doesn’t give any real satisfaction.

The main problems seem to be:

  • The internet is always there (assuming you have wifi)
  • It is very easy to blend one’s activities
  • Being human (there is nothing wrong with the internet itself, just as there’s nothing inherently evil about alcohol or really good quality milk chocolate)

It seems clear that the key here is to try, when possible, to unblend your activities. And that, dear readers, is the subject of my next post because there is lots to say on the matter.

I’m going to  leave you with  two questions and a suggestion.

Question 1 – what sucks up most of your time?
Question 2 – what is it costing you?
Suggestion
– for the next few days, just try to be aware… of your clicks.

Yup, I’m getting all Buddhist over your ass! Check next week for some ideas on how to, y’know, do something about it!

Anyone coming to my workshop & talk at Aye Write & Write Now in Glasgow tomorrow? Feel free to leave me a message or any burning questions you’d like me to answer. Look forward to seeing you there!

Crisis containment for beginners

‘See you at lunchtime!’ shouts Mr Enemy as he bundles the Little Enemies into the car so I can have some time write.

I wave them off, practically dancing in anticipation of the bliss of solitude.

• Fast forward 90 minutes •

I’m deep in the world of my novel. Is that the door? Surely not. It can’t be that time already!

I rush downstairs. Children coming through the backdoor. I look at them closely. My children! Mr Enemy follows, only just visible beneath a rucksack, various coats, a couple of bulging plastic shopping bags.

‘I’m so hungry’ announces the oldest.

‘When’s lunch?’ asks the middlest.

The youngest screeches and throws herself onto the lino.

‘I was just about to…’ I gesture to the kitchen table, which is still liberally littered with cereal bowls, bits of lego and a selection of t-shirts recently used to created ninja headdresses (don’t worry, I will post instructions for this sometime soon!)

Mr Enemy looks at me. Patient. Kind. But also hungry and, not surprisingly, a bit fed up.

I worked on a complicated mathematical formula for this:

(Hungry children) + (hungry spouse who is trying to help) – lunch = fewer such offers in future

Having been caught out like this more times than, strictly speaking, is desirable, I have come up with the following:

  1. As soon as the family goes, clear the table. Put stuff on the floor if necessary.
  2. Set out glasses and water – already the table looks more inviting and crucially, you immediately look less  lackadaisical
  3. Peel carrots, put them on a plate, stick on table (something for them to munch on immediately is very helpful)
  4. Do not do anything else in the kitchen – there is nothing like a messy house for procrastination.
  5. Set a timer to ring 5 minutes before the family is due back
  6. Go and do your creative work.
  7. When timer goes, sprint to the kitchen
  8. Put as many sandwich-making ingredients on the table as humanly possible
  9. Get out plates & cutlery
  10. Take a deep breath & smile

Even if spouse & children come home a bit early, there is something on the table to eat & drink immediately (ok, it’s only carrot sticks and water but it’s a start) AND it looks as if you have been slightly industrious. Result!

Create a writer’s website – workshop at WriteNow 2012

Just a few weeks until I’m helping people create a ‘small-but-perfectly-formed’ writer’s website on 9th March at WriteNow 2012 – a fab Glasgow literary conference with a fantastic line up.

I’m just putting the final touches to the workshop and I am *very* excited about welcoming more writers into the wonderful world of websites and blogging.

So, if you’ve ever wanted your own writer’s website-with-a-blog but…

  • you’ve been put off by the cost of setting it up
  • you’ve been put off by the cost of making updates after setting it up
  • you’ve worried that it’s just too technical and complicated
  • you’ve wondered if you’ve actually got anything to, you know, write about

Please come – this one is definitely for you!

You might be wondering…

What’s so cool about this workshop?

  • You’ll leave with all the skills you need to add and remove pages, text and pictures
  • It’s a gentle introduction – if you can use Word, you can use WordPress.com
  • The only thing to pay for is the conference itself and there’s LOADS to choose from

Will I have to know lots of technical stuff?

Absolutely not. This workshop is for people who use computers – just normal stuff like emailing, surfing the web, using Word – but who have no specialist internet knowledge.

Will you speak to me in complicated IT Person language

Really, I won’t. I can be a bit geeky at times but I’m also writer with an MA in English Lit. When I first got started with computers, I was quite honestly thought I might blow the computer up by pressing the wrong key combination. So, if you’re a technophobe, don’t worry, I know how that feels!

Any questions – please just drop me a line and I’ll get back to you.
Ready to book?WriteNow booking page.

If you’re not ready to actually create a website-with-a-blog, but would still like to dip you’re toe in the water, I’m talking about Is blogging for you? At Aye Write!.

PS Wondering what a wordpress website actually looks like? Well, you’re looking at one right now…